
dlgr:
Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.
“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”
Jesus Stephen…
OH JESUS.
THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.
I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.
#Stephen Colbert
WAIT WHAT.idied
yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P
i’m gonna call him Stephanie from now on.
well
I think I laughed and cried too much from this. Bless you, Stephanie
(Source: dinellove, via frukingsparkleparty)
I’m a graduate

“You read 3,041 words per minute.
That makes you 1,116% faster than the national average.”
Oh.
Neat.
I concur that this is an agreement.
i love you too inviso-bro